I THOUGHT THIS WAS SOOO CUTE I HAD TO SHARE IT THIS CAME FROM ANOTHER LADIES POST FROM AN OLD SITE I WAS ON. CHECK IT THIS IS A CONVERSATION SHE AND HER DAUGHTER HAD. SHE SAID:

I WAS OUT WALKING WITH MY 4 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER. SHE PICKED UP SOMETHING
OFF THE GROUND AND STARTED TO PUT IT IN HER MOUTH. I TOOK THE ITEM AWAY FROM
HER AND I ASKED HER NOT TO DO THAT.

"WHY?" MY DAUGHTER ASKED.

"BECAUSE IT'S BEEN ON THE GROUND, YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S BEEN, IT'S DIRTY
AND PROBABLY HAS GERMS," I REPLIED.

AT THIS POINT, MY DAUGHTER LOOKED AT ME WITH TOTAL ADMIRATION AND ASKED,
"MOMMY, HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS STUFF? YOU ARE SO SMART." I WAS THINKING QUICKLY.

"ALL MOMS KNOW THIS STUFF. IT'S ON THE MOMMY TEST. YOU HAVE TO KNOW IT, OR THEY DON'T LET YOU BE A MOMMY."

WE WALKED ALONG IN SILENCE FOR 2 OR 3 MINUTES, BUT SHE WAS EVIDENTLY PONDERING THIS NEW INFORMATION. "OH...I GET IT!" SHE BEAMED, "SO IF YOU DON'T PASS THE TEST YOU HAVE TO BE THE DADDY."

"EXACTLY" I REPLIED BACK WITH A BIG SMILE ON MY FACE.

If only this were true and there was a mommy test! LOL